It’s Just Speaz



30 Day Eviction Notice

I am issuing 30 day notice for EVICTION. Wee Bear will have 30 days in which baby can either gather its belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, baby will be physically removed from the property.

Wee Bear’s being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 30 days from this day that Wee Bear doesn’t comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.


Comments

  1. Mom says:

    ROTFL….ROTFL……ROTFL…….I’m going to need help getting up!

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  2. micah d.l. says:

    you are hilarious! can’t wait to see the newest one!

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  3. Terri says:

    Thats pretty good Liesl :)

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  4. Carrie says:

    I love it!

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  5. Granny says:

    That’s a tellin’ her!! That wee little occupant!

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  6. Emily Straw says:

    LOL only a month left! Yay!!!

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  7. pennepasta says:

    OOOOOooooohhhhh. Tough landlord! I’ve got a secret for you, Wee B: only one of you is gonna suffer this move….

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  8. pennepasta says:

    Great post, Speazl!

    | Reply Posted 8 months, 1 week ago
  9. dziewczyna says:

    Hilarious! You totally crack me up. =oD

    | Reply Posted 8 months ago
  10. tigerlilysandybanks says:

    How do you come up with this stuff????

    | Reply Posted 8 months ago
  11. Ken Klepper says:

    How are you doing? Is the baby paying any attention to your demands or will you have to file a motion? If my understanding is right the Wee Bear should be here in 4 days. Are you having contractions or other signs that the time is near? I hope you all are well and that we have the good news soon of your newest kiddo.

    -Ken

    | Reply Posted 7 months, 1 week ago


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